Monday, November 8, 2010

Hard boiled eggs for breakfast ain't as healthy as an Apple.

... but they may go hand in hand. What I'm talking about? Scrotal hyperthermia.

your lap after 30, 60 and 120 minutes

Well... Guess what. Your balls like fresh air and chilly temperatures, but if you remember the MacBook unibody test results of the Core i7 model which showed a peak temperature of about 100°C (212°F) (luckily) on the bottom side of the notebook, you don't have to be a rocket-scientist to figure out that your little swimmers might want to avoid being cooked alive like a hummer.

Toaster. Stole the pic here, sorry.

Yeah, but also a netbook might raise the temperature to "family-planning-unfriendly" levels.
If you don't want to have kids, forget what I said, but let me tell you... There are no future swimming-champions in the overheated child-basin.
But after all this isn't as scary as combining the lapcooker with the "toasted skin syndrome" which leads to weird skin discolorations and whatnot... Also caused by laptops.

*Image credit: The Associated Press

BTW: Pillows and cooling pads don't help a thing.

Hmmm... "lap"tops. Not the best product name in that case. I wonder how long it will take until health organisations want to forbid the "dangerously unhealthy by misleading" name for notebooks.

Anyways... Toast and eggs... you've got your breakfast. Add a grilled sausage and you have my favorite. British breakfast buffet.

WTF?! Clear your dirty minds and get help you bastards!

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